I'm losing.

I'm sick and fucking tired of parking enforcement officers. I want to sell this god damn car and be done with these pricks. I'm sick of trying to be a good person and not see any good karma come my way. All I get is hard work and minimal rewards. I'm sorry if this comes off as a bit base and angry, but I'm a tad buzzed.

I appreciate the efforts of the parking enforcement officers that see a PARKED 1989 Honda CRX with penises stenciled all over it, and think, "Hmm that guy/gal has a ton of dough and won't mind this $25 ticket for not displaying his/her front plates!" What kind of person does it take to do this job? I'm really trying as hard as I can to put myself in their shoes. What kinds of pressing conditions are forcing me to do this shitty job? Anyways I've come up with an awesome idea that i'll probably go to jail for. I'm going to write a speech and go contest one of these god damn tickets and read this shit to anyone who will listen.